Welcome to the Pooties, Woozles, Birds and Peeps fun time and open thread, but first the rules.
The information Purdy collected has been sketchy because of all the restrictions mandated by the government. This office was closed, that building was locked down and the mews released was “Hazel-dy” by some nut in the White House.
This is the person that claims to have been tested.
Andy was briefed, shown the photo and his disbelief was apparent.
Wha ta Hell is dat thing?
There has been some confusion about how many flushes are required per toilet visit.
Analyst believe that is the reason for the hording of restroom tissue. Purdy and Lucy are monitoring the situation closely for verification.
State your business
With the public suggested to self isolate, Purdy will be working from home as much as possible. Her financial manager and Home Health Care Provider (Captain BLI) provided a moment of relief before the next assignment.
Get plenty of rest, exercise and good meals.
In a Coup-de-force, Andy has welcomed Ginger into the political arena. Ginger seems to be a strong contender with a number of strong pledges. Here she is with one of her social incentives.
Toys for all, but this one is mine.
A press release included her campaign slogan, “Release your inner Tiger, join Ginger!” Andy agreed to share any intelligence collected by Purdy with Ginger’s team to strengthen the Pootie Party.
This concludes Purdy’s official report. A reminder from Andy’s office: Eat well, nap often and groom regularly. Remember Andy’s slogan.
Believe me I DO!
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